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FAMILY FATHER

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Good afternoon, with you Tom Tucker
on Channel 5 news.

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And Diane Simmons.
Flood risk...

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...in Rhode Island
due to the persistent rain.

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With you the Asian reporter
Tricia Takanawa...

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...reporting in the rain.

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Tom, the residents of Quahog have
seen affected by heavy rains.

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Although some put
good face in bad weather.

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For example, here I am
with the guy with the ten gears.

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Lord, why are you going
cycling in the rain?

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A few drops don't hurt anyone.

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I like it because it gives me energy
and it's great for staying in shape.

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What do you do for a living?

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Work in Accounts Receivable
at Quahog Insurance.

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It's not very demanding, they pay well,
It's great for staying in shape.

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Well, let's finish now.
It's getting wet.

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I live life

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before cancer kills me,

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so the rain doesn't matter to me.

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The rain is refreshing,
and it's great for staying in shape.

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- What type of cancer?
- Rectal cancer.

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It's eating my insides.

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A quick process,
painful and inevitable,

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and it's great for staying in shape.

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Thank you. Some local residents
They have been evacuated...

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...to Quahog Stadium
for your own safety.

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QUAHOG STADIUM

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- Why do I have to stay here?
- We think you will be safer.

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- But there is no water in my house.
- Take a blanket.

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If you're looking for a bathroom, look around.

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Shit. Peter, a flood.

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I better save the photo
of Dean Cain with his autograph.

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Before you seek care
desperately.

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Hey, is that one sitting on the bench
Is it Dean Cain? My God!

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Lois, come down please.

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- My God!
- Yes, but look at the water.

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Cool!

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- Hey, Chris, come here.
- That? Because?

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- Come here and that's it.
- What's wrong, dad?

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Do you notice that the water has warmed
suddenly?

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- No.
- Okay. It was because of the pee.

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The water level is rising rapidly.
We have to get out of here.

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There is a case of beer in the refrigerator.
I can't leave her there.

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- Meg, you swim well. Go find her.
- That? But dad?

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And for God's sake, while you're there
make me a sandwich.

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Peter, Meg's been there a long time.

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Don't miss an opportunity
to criticize her, eh?

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Go find her!

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Lois, forgive me for answering you like that.
You had reason to criticize Meg.

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He has not been able to carry out a simple order.
He's taking a nap underwater.

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For the love of God, save her!

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Let's take her to the hospital.
It looks bad.

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Yes, he is worse than Andy Garcia
attached to his twin.

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I had a great time tonight.
You are amazing.

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Thanks, Andy. me too
I had a very good time.

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How about some affection
for the guy on the shoulder?

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- He also wants to participate.
- Ignore him.

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Okay.

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- Do you want to go to the other room?
- Clear. Good idea.

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The guy with the shoulder is going with you.

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- Rick, shut up.
- Bitch, do you want to suck my tooth?

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Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
I'm afraid his coma is in daughter.

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I mean your daughter is in a coma.

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My God. Have you heard what I said?

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Lack of irrigation.

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My God.
That will go in my Christmas card.

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Oh my god, Peter.
What if he doesn't recover from this?

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Lois, now I realize
of how little I have valued it.

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She is my only daughter...

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...and I don't think I've ever treated her
how well it should.

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Hey, Meg, you've got something on your shirt.

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Hello, dad.

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Don't be too harsh
with yourself, Peter.

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- We all regret something.
- I'm going to change.

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Do you hear me? If you get out of this...

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...I'm going to treat you like a princess
the rest of your life.

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Because since Abraham,
There has not been a worse father.

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Do you want to tell me what the hell this was about?

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Excuse me. I'm Dr. Milano.
I am the intern of this plant.

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Go home. We will call them
if any change occurs.

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Are you a real doctor?
Does Scrubs work here?

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I love it. And I also want to know
to the black Scrubs.

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Hello, sleepyhead.

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- I'm Michael.
- Hello, Michael. I'm Meg.

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-Meg!
- Oh my God, Meg, you're okay.

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Meg, my beautiful daughter.
Things are going to change.

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I won't treat you again
like you were an alien.

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Three minutes to a safe distance.

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High. Not so fast.
Do you think you can run away like that?

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You are crazy. I like to eat
to people from other planets.

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Above all to you.

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I also like to eat them
with my little mouth.

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Come in, Little Mouth.

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I also want to play.

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Go back inside.
I'll let you know when I eat them.

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SPOONER STREET

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- What do you want to teach me?
- That, Brian.

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- It is an old house and in poor condition.
- Well, yes.

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I guess that's how it is
to an untrained eye.

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Come in with me, Brian.

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Disgusting. It smells bad, it falls apart...

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...and you can hear the mice
fucking the walls.

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That has been incredible.

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That's why we can buy it in bulk
price, Brian.

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We fix it and make money
when selling it.

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How crazy. I'm not going to buy
this house with you.

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Okay, I'll give the benefits to someone else.
investor. There are many interested parties.

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- Oh yeah, like who?
- Mort Goldman, for example.

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He says it's a smart investment.
But what does he know? He's just a Jew.

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- Count on me.
- Perfect.

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There is my little angel.
Wait, let me help you, honey.

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Thanks, dad.

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Peter, you are keeping your promise
to treat Meg better.

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She is my only daughter.
She needs to be protected...

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...like a gemstone or the scrotum
herniated wound of an old gentleman.

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You've been great. like when
you took her to see that new movie:

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I am rich and you are poor,
but let's dance together.

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I am rich and you are poor,
but let's dance together.

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- Society won't like it.
- I don't mind.

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Good for you. Good for you.

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Yes, and it's amazing how you defended me
before Connie D'Amico.

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- Hello, Meg.
- Hello, Connie.

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They don't fit me
all the books in the box office.

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Can I put the rest in your huge ass?

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Hello, Connie. I'm Peter Griffin,
Meg's father.

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Can you do me a favor?
Do you see that fire extinguisher?

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Dad, that's it. Dad, that's it.

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That's it, dad!

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If you ever want something,
You just have to ask me.

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Oh really?
Yes, there is something like that.

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Here it is.

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Hello, Meg. Are you ready to go out?

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Dad, do you remember Michael Milano
from the hospital? I'm going out with him.

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Michael, do me a favor.
Do you see that fire extinguisher?

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Stay away from my daughter,
potential rapist.

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Dad, stop. I'm meeting Michael.

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Meg, I almost lost you once.
I won't lose you again.

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It looks harmless on the outside...

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...but he could be a bastard,
like Fred Flintstone.

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Why do they want to separate?

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Well, Mr. Stoneberg, in short,
the cat took me out.

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I was knocking on the door for 20 minutes
shouting: "Wilma!"

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- I didn't hear you.
- Not even you believe that.

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- I was taking a shower.
- He was taking a shower.

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The elephant's trunk was full.
I didn't hear you. Also...

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You're just spending my money...

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...in expensive clothes and at the hairdresser...

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...but when I want to get wet...

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...there is no one to find you,
passive-aggressive bitch.

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Meg, can I talk to you in the kitchen?

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Dad, what's wrong?

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Lois, did you know that Meg was
with a boy?

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Yes. With that nice boy from the hospital.
What's happening?

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We don't know him.
Maybe he's not even a boy.

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Same under clothes
there are two dwarfs...

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...who want to know what it's like to do
love with a normal person.

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Is that what you want?
Two cunning dwarfs after your daughter...

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- Wait, do dwarves grant wishes?
- No. They are people like you and me.

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Okay, very good, but I still don't like it
Let Meg go out with that boy.

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Boys his age
They just want to put it in.

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I won't let them abandon Meg like I did.
to my soccer ball in the closet.

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Didn't you say you would give me
what would you like?

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Well, I want to go out with Michael.

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Peter, you're overprotective of her.
Why don't you talk to him?

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- You'll see it's not so bad.
- Very good, Lois.

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But I know what my gut tells me.
Now it tells me that I have:

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Indigestion.

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But I'll suck it up and talk
with Michael. Although I also have:

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diarrhea.

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So you've come to look for my daughter.
What are your intentions?

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I think Meg is great
and I want to know her better.

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Michael, my daughter's womb
It's not a wildfire...

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...that you should turn off
with your adolescent seeds.

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- Neither his butt nor his hair.
- I understand.

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Yes, Michael? Really?

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Let's see. I'll ask you a question.
Have you sat on your arm...

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...until he fell asleep
and you pretended it was someone else's?

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Sincerely? Yeah.

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Well you won't do it anymore.
Because you're going out with my daughter.

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- Good morning, Brian. Put this on.
- How long have you been here?

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Since seven. Take your hammer...

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...your walkie, and your detector
of stallions.

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Okay, it works.

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Okay, the jokes are over,
you have to work.

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Start with this wall and I will raise
the kitchen floorboards.

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- Hey, Brian, knock knock.
- Who is it?

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Two friends building a house together.

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Hey, Meg, I have something for you to
celebrate that we have been three weeks.

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Wow, a Maroon 5 CD.

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You told me you had no taste
with the music so you will appreciate it.

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How thoughtful.

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- What is this?
- What's happening?

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Meg, I'm not sure, but I think
that your father is at that table.

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- That? Where?
- Well, I don't know if it's him.

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I think he's in disguise.

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My God. Dad! What are you doing?

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-Peter? What Peter?
- I didn't say: "Peter," but: "Dad."

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Have you been spying on us the whole time?

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I wanted to make sure he treated you right.
and doesn't try anything.

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Meg, I can't take this.

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If your father opposes our relationship,
I don't think it works.

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- But, Michael...
- I'm sorry. I promise not to forget you.

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Look, Meg. He has abandoned you.
He is a bad man. Like Jodie Foster.

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Oh no, Jodie. He is my husband.
He's back from work early.

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Don't worry, baby.
Someday I had to find out.

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I'm going upstairs to run this cable
through the wall.

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Pick up the walkie.

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- I'll call you from above.
- Okay.

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- Brian, take it. Change.
- That?

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Please say "over"
when you finish talking. Change.

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- That? Change.
- Do you see the cable? Change.

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- No.
- Not what? Change.

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- No. Over.
- I'm going to kick him out. Change.

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If you haven't thrown it out,
Why do you ask me if I see it?

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I haven't received it. Change.

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Why do you ask me if I see it?
If you haven't cast it yet? Change.

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Better. Now I can hear you. Change.
Do you see it now? Change.

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You're an idiot. When we finish this
I won't go out with you again.

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- When this what, Brian? Change.
- I don't want to go out with you when it's over.

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When what? Finish the sentence. Change.

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- There has been no change.
- What was your phrase like? Change.

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Wait. Do I have to say "change"
even if the phrase ends in "change"?

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- How did I finish, Brian? Change.
- I see the cable.

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- Do you see the cable? Change.
- Change!

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Sanka introduces you
tonight's movie.

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Don't you want, don't you want a Sanka?

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Don't you want, don't you want a Sanka?

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Don't you want, don't you want a Sanka?

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It doesn't make me last the night,
but it helps me go to the toilet.

230
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:47,160
Meg, honey, it's been two weeks now.

231
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,246
Don't you think it's time
to forget that boy?

232
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Yes, Meg, he was a fool.
You'll find another guy.

233
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I could introduce you to one of my friends.

234
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,296
Wait. I don't have friends.

235
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I can fit you in with dad. Dad,
Would you be interested in dating Meg?

236
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,261
Clear. Meg, it's okay.

237
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,471
I'm not upset about Michael.

238
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,098
So why?

239
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I am pregnant.

240
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,897
Dad, I swear, I didn't know
when I looked for this quote for you.

241
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:25,240
I don't believe it. My pregnant girl.
How is it possible?

242
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,910
I don't know, but it's the same, it has happened.

243
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:31,038
You're pregnant, Meg,
and there is only one thing you can do.

244
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,588
Meg, can you turn around?
I have to get that out of there.

245
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,716
You're sitting on top of my shirt.
I have to hang it here.

246
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:47,262
I'll go to Michael's house
and I will force him to marry you.

247
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,850
Dad, please don't do it.
You can't force him.

248
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,686
- I just want to talk to him.
- And why do you carry a gun?

249
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:58,941
- I just want to talk to him.
- This is ridiculous. Put down that shotgun.

250
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:04,196
I just want to talk to him. I just want
shoot him I just want to talk to him.

251
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,657
Wait. That? What are you doing?

252
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,368
- My Meg is pregnant.
- That?

253
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:14,790
- Meg, why haven't you told me?
- I thought you didn't want to see me.

254
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:19,753
But this changes everything.
I want to be with you, Meg. I love you.

255
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:25,217
- Do you want to marry me?
- Yes of course.

256
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,845
This is an even prettier image...

257
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,682
...that 72 virgins waiting in heaven
to a suicide bomber.

258
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,809
Here I am.

259
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,395
We are playing "Magic:
The meeting." Do you want to play?

260
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,355
Osama!

261
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,862
- Do you know something, Brian?
- Yeah?

262
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:49,199
I'm starting to think
that this surpasses us.

263
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:52,995
- Yes.
- Let's finish what we've already started.

264
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,163
Should we start
on the top floor?

265
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,834
No.

266
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,129
What are we going to do? we have spent
all our money in this place.

267
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,464
I have an idea.

268
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,424
Now I'm back.

269
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:11,680
- We better go now.
- Because?

270
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,016
I have emptied a gas tank

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00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,059
and burned a match,
we have 5 seconds.

272
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,959
Didn't an electrician come today?

273
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,213
- He's already gone. Sure.
- Isn't that your van?

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SHANE EXPRESS ELECTRICITY

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00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:51,261
Brian, we are murderers.
You will go to dog heaven.

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QUAHOG
WEDDING DRESSES

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00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,939
What do you think of this one?

278
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,483
Meg, are you sure you want to do this?

279
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,527
There are other options.

280
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,779
Mom, I'm not going to have an abortion.

281
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,073
I'm not saying that.

282
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:14,493
- Maybe if you drank and smoked a lot...
- What?

283
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,788
Don't start and then back out
halfway...

284
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,790
...because you would piss off Chris.

285
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:24,002
Lois, I have the cake. They didn't have any left
bride and groom figurines.

286
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,964
So I put the Iron Giant
and a little doll...

287
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,383
...what children use to teach
to the judge where they touched him.

288
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,638
Very good, Meg,
enjoy your bachelorette party.

289
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,892
Leave. I don't want to see what they do
a crazy girls when I'm not there.

290
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:42,062
But this is a private house
and that is how it should be treated.

291
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:46,775
If you drink, the garbage is below
of the sink. Have fun.

292
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,696
What are we going to do?

293
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,615
Yeah, this doesn't look like a party.

294
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,496
How much noise there is here.
The neighbors have complained.

295
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,083
I will have to take you
To the center of town.

296
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,676
Who is the lucky bride?

297
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:18,056
- What's your name, baby?
- Dad, you already know my name.

298
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,933
I am Officer Guarrete.

299
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:23,729
Carefully.
He may be carrying a concealed weapon.

300
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,906
GRIFFIN - MILAN
WEDDING

301
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,825
- Hello.
- Hello, name, please.

302
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:40,662
-Neil Goldman.
- Goldman... Sorry, he's not here.

303
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,832
Excuse me. I meant Chris Griffin.

304
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,043
Griffin... Griffin... Here it is.

305
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,795
He is the usher. You will need this.

306
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,923
- Name, please?
-Chris Griffin.

307
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:55,052
Griffin... Griffin... I'm sorry, sir.
Chris Griffin has already entered.

308
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,970
That's impossible.

309
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:02,392
Meg, are you ready? Honey, what's going on?

310
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,896
Mom, I can't. I can't get married.

311
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,981
That? Because?

312
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,734
Because I'm not pregnant.

313
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,945
What do you mean? How do you know?

314
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,615
I have had my period.

315
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,450
I must have gotten confused with the test.

316
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,620
What am I going to do?
Michael is out there waiting for me.

317
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:25,958
Meg, you have to be honest.
Tell the truth to Michael.

318
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,545
- If he cares about you, he will understand you.
- I'll try.

319
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,130
Thanks, mom. I love you.

320
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,508
Me... Me too, honey.

321
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,689
God, look how fat they look
shoulders with those straps.

322
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,024
They look like donuts.

323
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:57,322
- Meg, you look beautiful.
- Thank you, Michael.

324
00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:00,909
I have never loved anyone more.

325
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,078
Michael, I love you too.

326
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,915
And I have wonderful news.
I'm not pregnant.

327
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,125
- That?
- That?

328
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,007
Dad, I'm sorry about this whole mess.

329
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,051
You know what, Meg? It's all my fault.

330
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,013
I shouldn't have dragged you into this.

331
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:25,392
I think sometimes a father is overprotective.
to his daughter...

332
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,687
...but know that I did it all
thinking about your happiness.

333
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,064
I know, dad. And I appreciate it.

334
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,193
The problem is that all those people
They are waiting for a show.

335
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,362
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Conway Twitty.

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00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,766
Virginia Ruiz Garcia